Why was the blonde staring at the frozen orange juice can? Because it said 'concentrate.'

Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener? She thought it was diet coke.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? To send a voice mail.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calculator? She couldn't find the 10 key.

What did the blonde do when she missed the bus? She took a cab instead.

What's a blonde's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.

Why did the blonde get thrilled during lock-down? She didn't have to dye her hair.

What do you call a blonde in a freezer? Her parents named her Chilly.

Why did the blonde go to the airport with a shovel? She heard people were going on board.

What did the blonde do to the Easter egg? She packed her bags and left.

Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the movie theater? To draw the scene.

What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? 'Oh look, doughnut seeds!'

Why did the blonde wear a helmet at the dinner table? In case she hit her head on the plate.

How did the blonde try to kill a bird? She put it in the microwave thinking it would hatch.

What did the blonde say when asked if her car had airbags? 'No, it only has bridges.'

Why did the blonde try to book a flight to the sun? She thought she could tan while flying.

What did the blonde do when she heard it was going to be cold? She went out and bought a candle.

Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar? They said the drinks were on the roof.

How did the blonde try to kill a fish? She tried to flush it down the toilet.

Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the salad bar? In case they ran out of forks.

How did the blonde try to kill a fish? She put it in front of the TV hoping it would drown.