Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What do you call a blonde with a dictionary? Smart -- it's a start.
What do you call a blonde with a bee hive? Buzz-worthy.
Why did the blonde bring a bicycle to the bar? She heard they had a wheel good time.
What do you call a blonde with a bright idea? A light at the end of the tunnel.
Why did the blonde stare at the bottle of shampoo? It said 'lather, rinse, repeat' and she was stuck on 'repeat'.
How do you confuse a blonde? Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
What do you call a blonde with a mirror at the bar? Self-absorbed.
What do you call a blonde with a paintbrush? A stroke of genius.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of soda? It said 'open other end'.
How do you confuse a blonde at the library? Tell her it's a silent book club.
What do you call a blonde with a lantern? Enlightened.
Why did the blonde bring a map to the bar? She wanted to find her way to happy hour.
Why did the blonde bring a coat to the bar? Because the forecast called for shots.
Did you hear about the blonde who tried to make Kool-Aid? She drowned in the punch bowl.
Why did the blonde say it was raining cats and dogs? She saw fur falling from the sky.
What do you call a blonde at university? A visitor.
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the bar? She heard the drinks were stir-crazy.
What do you call a blonde with a bag of frozen vegetables? Frosted flakes.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She wanted to reach new heights.
What do you call a blonde with a goldfish? An optimist.
Why did the blonde use a mirror to check her email? To see if her inbox was full.