Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What did the blonde do when she saw the 'Running with Scissors' sign? She grabbed them and started jogging.
Why did the blonde put her phone in the blender? She wanted to make a mobile smoothie.
What did the blonde say when she saw the 'Wet Paint' sign? 'I wonder how many coats they used'.
Why did the blonde take a hammer to bed? She wanted to hit the hay.
How did the blonde burn her ear? She tried to listen to music while ironing.
Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three days? The recipe said 'cook for 3 minutes per pound'.
What did the blonde do when she couldn't find the orange juice? She asked if it was lost.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? To make up her mind.
Why don't blondes use vibrators? It chips their teeth.
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the interview? Because she heard it was a draw.
Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm.
Why did the blonde go to church? She heard it was the light of the world.
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her ears.
Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? They're training to be trapeze artists.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911? She couldn't find the eleven.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? Mosquitoes stop sucking when you slap them.
Why do blondes have bruises around their navels? Because blonde guys are dumb too.
Why do blondes make terrible bank robbers? They tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Why are blondes like cornflakes? Because they're simple, sweet, and easy to get.
Why did the blonde apply for a job at the bakery? She heard they kneaded a lot of dough.
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was trying to find the 'concentrate' button.