Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What do you call a blonde with a car full of cats? Paw-sitively crazy.
Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the bar? She heard they had beer on tap.
What do you call a blonde with a dog? A pet owner.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of soup? It said 'concentrate'.
What do you call a blonde with a rubber duck? A bath bomb technician.
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the bar? She heard they had sketchy deals.
What do you call a blonde with a PhD? A liar.
Why did the blonde stare at the OJ carton? It said 'concentrate'.
How did the blonde break her wrist while baking? She mistook the whisk for a wristwatch.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair red? Artificial redhead.
How did the blonde try to steal a watch? By taking it one second at a time.
What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? DIY expert.
Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her car? In case she locks her keys inside.
How did the blonde break her nose eating ice cream? She thought the cone was her phone.
Why did the blonde go to the movies on a horse? She heard it was a bridle shower.
Why did the blonde go to the dentist? Her toothbrush was pregnant.
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the party? She heard it was a draw.
What did the blonde say when she saw a banana peel on the sidewalk? 'Oh no, I hope I don't slip on my lunch'.
Why did the blonde wear green lipstick? Because red means 'stop'.
What did the blonde do when she couldn't find her candle? She searched everywhere but it was still lit.
Why did the blonde bring a bag of frozen peas to the park? She wanted to play 'hot potato'.