What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant.

What does a blonde do when she hears that 90% of accidents occur around the home? She moves.

Why did the blonde stare at the bottle of orange juice? It said 'concentrate'.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? There's white-out on the screen.

What does a blonde say when she finds out she's pregnant? 'Are you sure it's mine?'

Why did the blonde think the store was giving away free raincoats? She heard they were 'buy one, get one free'.

What do you call a blonde with an IQ of 80? A genius in Kentucky.

Why did the blonde wear a helmet at the dinner table? To avoid any brain food.

What do you tell a blonde with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur near home? She moved.

What did the blonde customer say after reading the hamburger receipt? 'Why does it say 'All-beef patty' and I didn't get a free compliment?'

How can you tell when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Why don't blondes use vibrators? They chip their teeth.

What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A blow job with handlebars.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? A translator.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator? She couldn't find the 10 key.

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? Nothing, they've never met.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth.

Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the bar? To draw the drapes.

Did you hear about the blonde who tried to go to Disneyland? She thought she had to take a plane.

Why did the blonde stop using the pill? It kept falling out.