What do you call a blonde with a brunette wig? An undercover genius.

Why did the blonde put ice in her mailbox? She wanted to send cold emails.

Why did the blonde stare at the shampoo bottle? Because it said 'lather, rinse, repeat.'

What do you call a blonde with a helmet on? An accident waiting to happen.

Why did the blonde bring a hairdryer to the bar? She heard it was a hot spot.

Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house.

What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? An artist in the making.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of milk? It said 'drink by this date,' and she was trying to figure out which date was named 'this.'

Why did the blonde stare at the jar of pickles? She thought it contained the key to happiness.

How did the blonde try to kill a fish? She threw it into the ocean and shouted 'swim!'

What do you call a blonde who dyed her hair black? Lost.

How did the blonde try to kill a bird? She buried it alive and said 'sing!'.

Why did the blonde stare at the can of soup? It said 'serve hot,' and she wanted to know who 'serve' was.

Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the bar? She heard it was a food fight.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice box? It said 'concentrate.'

Why did the blonde bring a coat to the bar? Because the sign said 'Coat check.'

How does a blonde turn the lights on after sex? Opens the car door.

What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? 'Omg, donut seeds!'

Why did the blonde return a puzzle she bought? It was missing a piece, herself.

Why did the blonde make 7-up into a diet soda? She couldn't find 7.

Why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3 and a half days? The recipe said it was a 4-hour bake!