Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde get locked out of her car in the snow? She left the keys in the ignition to keep it warm.
Why did the blonde tip-toe around the computer? She didn't want to wake up the mouse!
How do you keep a blonde in suspense? I'll tell you next week.
What did the blonde say when asked if she believed in ghosts? 'Of course, I see them every time I look in the mirror!'
Why did the blonde bring a bottle of water to the bar? She heard they had a 'very dry' sense of humor!
How do you confuse a blonde? Give her a doughnut and tell her it's a zero-calorie snack!
How did the blonde die while baking a cake? She buttered her shoes instead of the pan!
Why did the blonde bring a book to the bar? She heard it was happy hour and wanted to 'read' a drink!
What did the blonde say when she saw a nectarine? 'Wow, that apple is half-naked!'
How do you keep a blonde busy? Give her a mirror and say it's a portal to another dimension!
What did the blonde say when she saw a bag of trail mix? 'Who put all these nuts and raisins in my M&M bag?'
How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she needs to recharge her solar-powered calculator at night!
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She wanted to step up her drinking game!
How did the blonde try to kill a fish? She watered it like a plant!
What did the blonde say when she saw a bag of chips? 'Who put all these air packets in my snacks?'
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She wanted to elevate the conversation!
What did the blonde say when she saw a chicken crossing the road? 'Who tied that poor bird up?'.
Why did the blonde bring a fishing rod to the bank? She heard they had good interest on deposits!
What did the blonde say when she saw a bag of frozen peas? 'Who froze all these little green marbles?'
How do you confuse a blonde? Give her a map and tell her she's the treasure!
What did the blonde say when she saw a bag of sugar? 'Who spilled all this white sand on the floor?'