Why did the blonde bring a chainsaw to the party? She heard it was a cutting-edge event.

Why did the blonde bring a flashlight to the bar? She heard it was a bright idea.

Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the bar? She wanted to see the drinks from every angle.

Why did the blonde bring a hairdryer to the beach? She heard it was a hot spot.

Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the BBQ? She heard they were grilling some hot plates.

What do you call a blonde with a PhD? A high-functioning airhead.

What's a blonde's favorite type of music? Hair metal.

Why did the blonde climb the glass wall with a book? She heard you could get to the next chapter on the other side.

Why did the blonde refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding with that hair!

Why did the blonde wear a coat inside? She heard it was chilly out.

What do you call a blonde with a brunette wig? Intelligently challenged.

What do you call a blonde with a brain cell? Gifted.

Why did the blonde buy a tie? To zip up her dress.

Why did the blonde bring a VCR to the beach? She wanted to 'rewind' the waves.

What do you say to a blonde that won a gold medal? 'Jumbo shrimp.'

How does a blonde part her hair when it's wet? Down the middle.

Why did the blonde buy a ladder with a roasting pan? She heard she could climb to new heights.

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? One stops sucking when you slap it.

Why don't blondes use bookmarks? Because they bend the corners.

What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box say 'Improved by whole grains'? She said 'Wow, it used to be empty.'

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? There is white-out on the screen.