What's a blonde's idea of honesty? Telling someone they're not pregnant.

How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow sat down.

Why did the blonde take a spoon to the movies? To watch the trailer.

Why did the blonde refuse to skydive? She was afraid of losing her head in the clouds.

What do you call two blonde's in a freezer? Frosted flakes.

What is a blonde's favorite bedtime story? The story of the three little forks.

Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates were cheaper than day rates?

Why did the blonde run with a bicycle tire? She was trying to catch up on her 'spokes'.

Why did the blonde tip-toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the bar? Because she heard drinks were on the house!

Why did the blonde buy a solar-powered flashlight? She wanted to use it at night.

What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? Dead weight.

What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A wheelbarrow.

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.

Why did the blonde only tip 10%? She couldn't figure out how to calculate 15%.

How did the blonde die ice fishing? She was hit by the zamboni.

How do you plant a blonde? Bury her in the sand and put a seed on her bellybutton.

What do you call a blonde with a dollar on top of their head? All you can eat under a buck.

What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A blowjob with handlebars.

How did the blonde confuse a bathtub with a jacuzzi? She asked if the bubbles were optional in the tub.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the forest? She heard the trees were branching out.