Why did the blonde bring a fishing rod to the bar? She heard they were 'reeling in' customers.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Low Clearance' sign? 'I better duck.'

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'No Trespassing' sign? 'Wow, they sure don't want us to pass by here.'

How did the blonde try to kill a bird? She put it in a birdhouse and waited for it to starve.

Why did the blonde stare at the clock for an hour? She wanted to see time fly.

Why did the blonde take a ladder to the beach? She heard the waves were high.

Why did the blonde try to bake a cake in the microwave? She wanted it done in a 'flash'.

Why did the blonde take a ruler to the beach? She wanted to measure the depth of the ocean.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Do Not Enter' sign? 'I guess I'll exit instead.'

Why did the blonde try to iron her clothes while wearing them? She wanted to save time on getting dressed.

Why did the blonde bring a shovel to the beach? She heard it was a 'sand digging' spot.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Slippery When Wet' sign? 'I better put on my ice skates.'

Why did the blonde try to cook a frozen pizza in the toaster? She thought it was a 'pop-up' meal.

How did the blonde try to kill a bird? She put it in a bird feeder and hoped it would 'feed' itself out.

Why did the blonde take a ladder to the swimming pool? She heard the water level was rising.

Why did the blonde try to vacuum the lawn? She wanted to 'suck up' the grass clippings.

Why did the blonde bring a hairdryer to the bar? She heard it was a 'blowout' party.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Do Not Disturb' sign? 'I guess I'll have to disturb myself.'

Why did the blonde try to make popcorn in the coffee maker? She thought it would brew faster.

How did the blonde try to kill a bird? She tried to give it a parachute and 'fly' off with it.

Why did the blonde bring a shovel to the beach? She heard people were 'sand digging' there.