Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde bring a candle to the sunbathing session? She wanted to 'shine' brighter than the sun.
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the bar? She heard they needed to draw attention.
Why did the blonde bring a turbocharger to the car race? She wanted to 'boost' her chances of winning.
What did the blonde say when she saw her reflection in the mirror? 'I've seen you somewhere before!'
What did the blonde say when she saw blinking lights on the dashboard? 'Why is my car playing games with me?'
What did the blonde do when she saw a 'Wet Floor' sign? She put on her swimsuit.
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the bar? She heard they had a great draw.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? 'I wonder who the father is.'
Why did the blonde go to the doctor with a pencil behind her ear? She needed a second opinion.
Why did the blonde stop at the stop sign for an hour? It said 'Stop - Clean for the Next Pedestrian'.
What did the blonde say when she saw the blinking light on the answering machine? 'I think I missed a call from the future.'
How did the blonde try to kill a fish? She gave it a bath in boiling water.
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'No Trespassing' sign? 'It's okay, I've never been good at math.'
Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the bar? She wanted to nail the bartender.
What did the blonde say when she saw the 'No Parking' sign? 'Well, I guess I'll just sleep here.'
What did the blonde say when she got lost in the corn maze? 'I think I'm turning into popcorn!'
Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs into the ocean? She wanted to feed the dolphins.
What did the blonde do when she missed the mark on the dartboard? She painted a bullseye around it.
What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant? She started looking for the 'you are here' sign on the ultrasound.
Why did the blonde stare at the shampoo bottle for hours? It said 'lather, rinse, repeat'.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911 in an emergency? She couldn't find the eleven on the phone.