How did the blonde try to kill time? She punched the clock.

Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the interview? In case they asked for her thoughts.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of car accidents happen near the home? She moved.

What's a blonde's favorite color? Glitter.

Why did the blonde put her iPhone in the blender? She wanted Apple juice.

How did the blonde try to measure her IQ? She tried to fit a ruler in her ear.

Why did the blonde have trouble dialing 911? She couldn't find the eleven button.

Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the interview? In case she needed to draw conclusions.

What did the blonde say when asked if she believed in aliens? 'Yes, they abducted my intelligence.'

Why did the blonde take a car to the dentist? She heard it had a toothache.

Why did the blonde become a locksmith? She heard she could make a key difference.

What did the blonde say when she saw the 'Caution: Wet Floor' sign? 'Aww, I just did my hair!'

What did the blonde do when she couldn't find the remote? She called it on her cell phone.

Why did the blonde wear headphones to the restaurant? She wanted to listen to her food.

How did the blonde know her computer had a virus? It kept saying 'You've got mail!'

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave at her.

What did the blonde name her pet zebra? Spot.

Did you hear about the blonde who froze to death in a drive-in movie? She went to see 'Closed For Winter'.

Why was the blonde staring at a frozen orange juice can? It said 'concentrate'.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10+5 on a calculator? She couldn't find the 10 key.

Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? She missed.