Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What did the blonde say when she saw the 'No Smoking' sign? 'I wonder why they don't allow smoking here.'
Why did the blonde bring a shovel to the beach? In case she wanted to dig for buried treasure.
What did the blonde do when she saw the 'Exit' sign? She entered the building through the exit.
Why did the blonde bring a screwdriver to the party? In case she needed to 'turn up' the fun.
How do you confuse a blonde? Give her a puzzle with a picture of a clear sky.
What do you call a blonde with a smartphone? A medical miracle.
Why did the blonde wear sunglasses during math class? She heard it involved a lot of division.
How did the blonde die while raking leaves? She mistook a snake for a worm.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the store? She heard they had high prices.
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign 'Please Wait to be Seated'? 'Are they serving chairs now?'
Why did the blonde stare at the clock for hours? She was waiting for it to turn into a digital display.
Why did the blonde bring a bucket to the car wash? She heard they were washing cars inside and out.
Why did the blonde wear a baseball cap to the ballet? She heard it was a 'hat trick'.
Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the dance? She wanted to hit the dance floor.
What did the blonde say when she found out she won the lottery? 'I didn't even buy a ticket!'
Why did the blonde take a flashlight to the concert? She heard there would be a light show.
Why did the blonde buy a vacuum cleaner? She heard it had great suction power, just like her personality.
What do you call a blonde with a dictionary? Unemployed.
What did the blonde say when she saw the 'Do Not Enter' sign? 'Sorry, I can't read that language.'
Why did the blonde take a steering wheel to the concert? She wanted to rock and roll.
Why did the blonde bring a magnet to the beach? She heard there would be attractive singles.