Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
How did the blonde try to kill a fish? She drowned it in a bowl of water.
What did the blonde say when asked why she had a ladder in her purse? 'In case I needed to raise my spirits!'
Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the bar? She heard it was a great place to reflect on life.
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container for so long? It had 'concentrate' written on it.
What did the blonde do when she saw a 'Wet Paint' sign? She licked it to see if it was true.
Why did the blonde bring a magnet to the bar? She heard it was a good way to pick up guys.
How did the blonde drown a fish? She put it in water.
What did the blonde say when she saw a box of Cheerios? 'Donut seeds!'
What did the blonde do when she heard it was going to rain? She put out a boombox to catch the beats.
Why do blondes take the escalator? Because the stairs are too hard to understand.
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
How do you keep a blonde in suspense? Leave a voicemail and say you'll call back in a few days.
Why was the blonde so excited to finish a puzzle in 6 months? Because the box said 2-4 years.
How many blondes does it take to play hide and seek? One.
Why do blondes wear red lipstick? Because red means 'Stop, Wrong Hole!'
Why did the blonde pour her Cheerios in the blender? She thought she could make a smoothie.
Why did the blonde buy a box of Cheerios? She thought it was a cure for stupidity.
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Put her in front of a mirror and tell her to clap.
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.
How do you know a blonde has been using the computer? White-out on the screen.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? She was trying to make up her mind.