Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
How did the blonde die ice fishing? She got run over by the zamboni.
Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the bar? To make sure she was looking out for her twin sister.
What do you call a blonde in a room full of brunettes? Invisible.
Why did the blonde bring a car door to the beach? She wanted to roll down the window in case it got too hot.
What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Walks home.
Why did the blonde go to the doctor with a pencil in her ear? She thought it was a hearing aid.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up.
How does a blonde part her hair? By doing cartwheels.
Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
Why did the blonde bring an ice pack to the bar? In case the drinks needed chilling.
How do you confuse a blonde at the park? Ask her to find the off switch for the sun.
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Speed Limit 25' sign? 'But I can run faster!'
Why did the blonde bring a blanket to the bar? So she could cozy up to the drinks.
How did the blonde try to kill a plant? She overfed it with water.
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'No Trespassing' sign? 'But where's the welcome mat?'
Why did the blonde bring a fork to the bar? She heard the drinks were appetizing.
How did the blonde try to kill weeds? She watered them with soda.
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Yield' sign? 'But I'm not a driver!'
Why did the blonde bring a CD to the bar? She heard the drinks were a hit.
How do you know a blonde has been at the bar? The stools are upside down.