Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde bring a flashlight to the movie theater? To find her way back to her seat in the dark.
How did the blonde try to kill a unicorn? By challenging it to a game of hide and seek.
Why did the blonde get excited when she finished a puzzle in 6 months? The box said 2-4 years.
What do you call a blonde with a pet turtle? Slow and slower.
Why did the blonde bring a pillow to the restaurant? To take a napkin.
How did the blonde try to kill a mouse? By asking it to scout cookies.
Why did the blonde put her phone in the oven? She heard it needed more bars.
What's a blonde's favorite board game? Hungry Hungry Hippos because they relate to the hunger.
Why did the blonde bring a hairbrush to the beach? She wanted to catch some waves while brushing her hair.
How did the blonde try to kill a bee? By challenging it to a spelling bee.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain cell? Gifted in fractions.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the library? She heard the books were on a higher level.
How did the blonde try to kill a tree? By giving it a bad haircut.
Why did the blonde bring a cupcake to the fitness center? To work off some icing.
What's a blonde's favorite movie genre? Rom-Coms because they appreciate a good love story.
How did the blonde try to kill a fish? By drowning it.
How do you confuse a blonde underwater? Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.
What did the blonde do when she heard it was going to snow? She didn't sleep all night trying to catch snowflakes.
Why did the blonde climb a tree with a chainsaw? She heard someone say they were 'going out on a limb.'
What did the blonde say when she saw a bowl of Cheerios? 'Look, doughnut seeds!'
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the bar? She heard they had soup of the day.