Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
How did the blonde try to stop a leaky faucet? She put a 'do not disturb' sign on it.
What did the blonde do when she couldn't find her pencil? She used a fork instead!
Why did the blonde take a spoon to the desert? She heard there were food trucks.
What did the blonde do when she saw the 'Please Do Not Touch' sign? She closed her eyes!
What did the blonde do when she saw a 'One Way' sign? She turned around and went home!
Why did the blonde bring a car to the amusement park? She heard they had bumper cars!
What did the blonde do when she saw a 'Slick Surface' sign? She tried to break dance!
Why did the blonde take a potted plant to the beach? She heard it needed some shade!
How did the blonde try to cool down a room? She turned on the fan and opened the windows!
What did the blonde do when she saw a 'Don't Touch' sign at the museum? She used her phone to take a picture!
Why did the blonde bring a football to the basketball game? She heard they were playing catch!
What did the blonde do when she saw a 'No Pets Allowed' sign? She left her pet rock at home!
How did the blonde try to catch a squirrel? She climbed a tree and waited with a nut!
How did the blonde try to make instant coffee? She tried to microwave ice cubes.
Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the bar? She wanted to practice her drunk face.
What did the blonde do when she saw a 'No Trespassing' sign? She thought it meant 'Go Ahead and Enter'.
How did the blonde try to measure a pan? She stood on a chair and estimated.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the library? Because she heard the bookworms were on the top shelf.
Why did the blonde get excited about a box of Cheerios? She thought it was a puzzle.
How did the blonde try to cool down a room? She turned on the oven.
What did the blonde do when she saw a 'Reserved Parking' sign? She parked somewhere else.