Why did the blonde bring a magnifying glass to the bathroom? She wanted to see what was in the mirror.

What did the blonde say when she saw a cat stuck in a tree? 'How did you get up there, little bird?'

How did the blonde break her arm at the bar? She tried to high-five the bartender.

Why did the blonde take a ladder to the library? Because she heard the books were on a higher level.

Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the cooking class? She heard they were baking brownies.

What did the blonde say when she saw a map? 'I've been to all these countries, but never to paper.'

How did the blonde try to kill a bird with a calendar? She tried to hit it with the dates.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the movie theater? She heard the movie was on the roof.

How did the blonde die trying to water the plants? She drowned them.

What do you call a blonde who wears glasses? A four-eyes fish.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the pool? She heard the water was sky-high.

Why did the blonde bring a map to the desert? In case she got lost in the sand.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of Cheerios? 'Look, doughnut seeds!'

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box? It said 'concentrate' - just like her.

What did the blonde say when asked if she wanted a coke? 'Is Pepsi okay?'

Why did the blonde bring a coat to the bar? The bartender told her it was cold outside.

What did the blonde do when she couldn't find her sunglasses? She checked her head.

Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the bar? She heard it was a spoon-fed establishment.

Why did the blonde put sugar on her computer? To sweeten the hard drive.

How did the blonde try to improve her tennis game? She switched to ping pong.

Why did the blonde bring a watch to the bar? To keep track of the shots.