How do you amuse a blonde for hours? Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Why did the blonde fail her driver's test? She couldn't figure out which side the 'H' for horn was on.

What did the blonde do when she missed the bus? She took a cab to the next stop sign.

Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings while gardening? To spell out 'Dan-ger!'

What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? She picks up her purse and goes home.

What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? Way to go team!

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.

What is it called when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.

How do you confuse a blonde? You don't, they're already confused.

What did the blonde say when asked if she believed in ghosts? 'No, but I'm certainly open to dating one!'

What do you call a blonde with a watch? A brunette.

Why did the blonde wear a turtleneck to the pool? To hide her hickies.

Why did the blonde fail the puzzle in 5 minutes? The box said 3-5 years.

What did the blonde say when she saw a monkey? 'Oh, a distant cousin.'

How did the blonde break her nose while combing her hair? She mistook the hairbrush for a microphone.

What do you call a blonde with a jump rope? A brain cell.

Why did the blonde try to change the TV channel with a microwave? She heard it had buttons.

Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the dinner party? To eat cereal.

What did the blonde say when she saw a stop sign? 'What a polite octagon.'

How did the blonde try to kill a fish? By drowning it in soda.

What do you call a blonde with a PhD? A rarity.