Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde try to water the plants with soda? She thought they needed a 'pop' of flavor.
How do you keep a blonde entertained for months? Give her a Rubik's Cube and tell her it's a new phone app.
Why did the blonde bring a pillow to the bar? She wanted to take a 'rest' shot.
Why did the blonde bring a shovel to the bar? She heard they were serving 'dirt cheap' drinks.
What did the blonde say when she saw a stop sign? 'This must be where the octagon lives!'
Why did the blonde try to iron her clothes in the freezer? She heard it was a 'cool' way to get wrinkles out.
How do you confuse a blonde for a month? Give her a calendar with only one day on it and ask her what month it is.
Why did the blonde bring a telescope to the bar? She wanted to 'drink in' the view.
What did the blonde say after falling off a ladder? 'I guess I really am climbing the corporate ladder!'
Why did the blonde bring a scale to the bar? She wanted to 'weigh in' on the specials.
How do you keep a blonde entertained for years? Give her a mirror and tell her it's a new reality TV show.
Why did the blonde take a hammer to the bar? She heard they had 'cocktail' specials.
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the bar? She wanted to 'sketch' out her plans.
How do you keep a blonde entertained for hours? Give her a mirror and tell her it's a time machine.
Why did the blonde bring a watch to the bar? She wanted to have a 'drink o'clock'.
What did the blonde say after she tripped over a cordless phone? 'I blame technology!'
How do you confuse a blonde for hours? Give her a piece of paper with 'blank' written on both sides.
Why did the blonde bring a compass to the bar? To 'point' her in the right direction.
Why did the blonde wear a crown to the bar? She wanted to 'reign' over the good times.
Why did the blonde bring a key to the bar? To unlock the 'fun'.
Why did the blonde wear a cape to the bar? In case she needed to 'cloak' her drink.