Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What do you call a blonde with a PhD? A high-maintenance woman.
Why did the blonde get excited when she finished a puzzle in six months? Because the box said 2-4 years.
How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant.
Why did the blonde become a neurosurgeon? She heard they have a lot of patients.
What do you call a blonde with brunette hair dye? Artificial intelligence.
Why did the blonde apply for a job at the bakery? She heard they knead help.
Why did the blonde keep empty bottles in the fridge? In case someone wanted cold water.
Why did the blonde go to the dentist? To get a Bluetooth.
How did the blonde burn down her house? She tried to make a grilled cheese sandwich in the toaster.
What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate? She changed her name to 'NOPLATE'.
What did the blonde say when asked what 2 + 2 equals? She replied, 'Five, because I rounded up'.
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the movie theater? For the popcorn.
What did the blonde do when she saw 'Please Wait' on the microwave? She cooked herself dinner.
Why did the blonde get locked out of her car in the rain? She couldn't find the 'unlock' button.
What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant? She went to the store to buy baby clothes for her dog.
What did the blonde say when she saw the 'Wet Floor' sign? She laughed and said, 'Nice try, floor'.
How did the blonde try to kill a bird? Throwing it off a cliff.
What do you call a blonde holding a briefcase? A stunt double.
Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton for hours? It said 'concentrate'.
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice for hours? Because it said 'concentrate'.
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the bar? She heard it was a hot spot.