Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice for hours? It was a challenging drink.
How do you confuse a blonde for hours? Give her a mirror maze.
Why did the blonde bring a ruler to bed? To measure how long she slept.
What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box said 'family size'? 'Where's my individual serving?'
Why did the blonde bring a puzzle to the bar? She wanted to get a 'drink and think'.
How did the blonde try to kill a fish? She tried to drown it!
Why did the blonde throw butter out the window? She wanted to see a butterfly!
How did the blonde die while raking the lawn? She fell out of the tree!
Why did the blonde wear a helmet at the dinner table? She heard it was a crash course!
Why did the blonde bring a key to the liquor store? To unlock the alcohol!
How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her!
Why did the blonde wear a coat in the hot tub? She was trying to keep her Jacuzzi warm!
How did the blonde burn her ear? She tried to answer the iron!
Why did the blonde fail the puzzle in three months? The box said 2-4 years, and she finished early.
What do you call a blonde with a master's degree? A miracle.
Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the bar? She wanted to reflect on her choices.
How did the blonde try to kill a fish? She threw it across a lake.
Why did the blonde bring a flashlight to the bar? She heard the drinks were light.
How did the blonde break her leg while raking leaves? She fell out of the hammock.
Why did the blonde bring a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Overqualified.