Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
How do you keep a blonde busy? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She heard they had the highest spirits.
Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? She wanted to make apple juice.
Why did the blonde go to KFC? She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99.
Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? Toes Go In First.
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
Why did the blonde snort sweet-n-low? She thought it was diet coke.
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton for hours? It said 'concentrate.'
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for two hours? Because it said 'concentrate.'
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? All you can eat under a buck.
How do you drown a blonde in a pool? Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom.
Why did the blonde stare at the calendar for hours? She was waiting for her birthday to come.
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the bar? She wanted to draw attention.
What did the blonde do when she couldn't find the barcode on the nutrition label? She thought it was the secret code to a prize.
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the book club? She heard they were discussing 'A Spoonful of Sugar'.
How did the blonde try to fix her computer? She used a screwdriver to 'turn it off and on again'.
Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the interview? She wanted to reflect on her answers.
What did the blonde do when she saw a 'Wet Paint' sign? She touched it to see if it was dry yet.
Why did the blonde wear headphones to the zoo? She heard it was a 'ROARing' good time.
How did the blonde try to cool down her coffee? She put it in the fridge and waited for it to freeze.