Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the bar? In case she wanted to stir up some trouble.

What do you call a blonde wearing a leather jacket? A rebel without a clue.

How did the blonde try to drown a fish? She drank all the water in the bowl.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She was throwing away all the W's.

Why did the blonde try to steal a police car? She saw '911' and thought it was a sale.

Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the interview? To draw her own conclusions.

What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? Dead serious.

Why did the blonde get lost in the department store? She saw a sign that said 'Valuable Blonde Inside.'

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of Cheerios? 'Oh look, doughnut seeds.'

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She threw away all the W's.

Why was the blonde excited to finish a jigsaw puzzle in six months? Because the box said '2-4 years.'

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? 'Are you sure it's mine?'

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.

How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.

Why did the blonde bring a coat to the bar? In case she got cold sitting at the traffic lights.

What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head? All you can eat under a buck.

Why did the blonde drive a car into the ditch? It said 'Alcohol Ban Ahead.'

What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.

Why did the blonde go to the airport with a suitcase? She heard it was a carry-on.

Why did the blonde go to the dentist to get a loan? She wanted to improve her bite.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.