Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde bring a ruler to the bar? She heard there was a measure of success in every drink.
What do you call a blonde with a dictionary? A vocabulary waiting to happen.
How did the blonde try to kill a fish? She put it in a fishbowl and sang it a lullaby.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She wanted to climb the social ladder one rung at a time.
What do you call a blonde with a microscope? A scientist of small minds.
How did the blonde try to kill a bird? She put it in a cage with a canary and hoped it would learn to sing.
Why did the blonde bring a measuring tape to the bar? She wanted to see if the drinks measured up to her expectations.
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the bar? To stir up some trouble!
How did the blonde try to kill a fish? She tried to suffocate it with a plastic bag!
Why did the blonde bring a helmet to the bar? In case the drinks got too rowdy!
What do you call a blonde with a library card? An illusionist.
How did the blonde try to cool down her computer? She turned up the air conditioning!
Why did the blonde bring a basketball to the bar? She heard they were shooting hoops!
What do you call a blonde with a bright idea? A glow stick.
How did the blonde get locked out of her car? She tried to unlock it with a banana.
Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the bar? To reflect on her choices!
What do you call a blonde with a map? Lost.
How did the blonde try to clean up a spill? She used a vacuum cleaner on the wet floor!
Why did the blonde bring a hairbrush to the bar? In case things got hairy!
What do you call a blonde with a philosophy degree? Still clueless.
How did the blonde try to fix a flat tire? She pumped it full of air with a bicycle pump!