Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde bring a flashlight to the bar? To brighten up the mood!
What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? Unarmed.
How did the blonde try to plant a garden? She buried the seeds upside down!
Why did the blonde bring a calculator to the bar? To calculate her tips!
What do you call a blonde with a pet fish? A fish out of water.
How did the blonde try to bake a cake? She put it in the oven with the plastic wrapping still on!
Why did the blonde bring a map to the bar? In case she needed directions to the dance floor!
What do you call a blonde with a hammer? A handy-woman.
How did the blonde try to iron her clothes? She used a hot rock from her garden!
Why did the blonde bring a backpack to the bar? To pack her drinks for later!
What do you call a blonde with a yo-yo? Confused.
How did the blonde try to mow the lawn? She used a pair of scissors!
Why did the blonde bring a camera to the bar? To capture the shots!
What do you call a blonde with a ladder? A high climber.
How did the blonde try to fix a leaky faucet? She put a band-aid on it!
Why did the blonde bring a pillow to the bar? In case she needed a nap!
What do you call a blonde with a shovel? A grave mistake.
How did the blonde try to fix a broken vase? She glued it back together with toothpaste!
Why did the blonde bring a kite to the bar? To lift her spirits!
What do you call a blonde with a broken clock? Right twice a day.
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the movie theater? To eat the popcorn with.