What did the blonde do with the broken computer? She made it a bookend for her paperless books.

Why did the blonde take a bubble bath before her job interview? She wanted to make a good impression.

How can you tell if a blonde has been sending text messages? The screen is cracked.

Why did the blonde pour water on her computer? To put out the flame wars on social media.

What's a blonde's favorite type of music? Heavy metal.

How do you keep a blonde in suspense? Put her in a revolving door and tell her she's won a prize.

What do you call a blonde with a higher IQ than the average person? A unicorn.

What did the blonde say when she couldn't find her AirPods? 'Where did my music go?'

What did the blonde do when she heard it was going to snow? She put on her winter coat and waited for summer.

Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? She wanted to know how to 'concentrate'.

Why did the blonde stare at the bottle of orange juice? She was trying to find the 'concentrate' button.

How do you make a blonde’s eyes twinkle? Shine a torch in her ears.

Why did the blonde go to the dentist? She heard she could get a Bluetooth there.

Why do blondes have more fun? They don’t understand the punchlines.

Why did the blonde return the scarf she bought? It was too tight around her waist.

What did the blonde say when asked if her light bulb was working? 'I don't know, I'm not an electrician.'

Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar? To drink and reach new heights at the same time.

What do you call a blonde with a brunette on each arm? A wheelchair.

Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the barbeque? To shovel the burgers.

Why was the blonde looking at the frozen orange juice can for hours? Because it said 'concentrate'.

Why did the blonde frost her computer? She thought it would catch more viruses.