Why did the blonde bring a map to the grocery store? She heard they had a lot of food for thought.

What did the blonde do when she heard it was raining cats and dogs? She got her umbrella to avoid the litter box.

Why did the blonde wear a coat while playing hide and seek? She heard the game was hide and go freeze.

How did the blonde try to cheat on a test? By thinking outside the scantron.

Why did the blonde stare at the can of lemonade? It said 'concentrate' too.

How do you confuse a blonde at the library? Tell her to put the book back on the shelf.

Why did the blonde take a spoon to the movies? To catch the action shots.

Why did the blonde bring a car battery to the party? She heard it was a charged atmosphere.

What did the blonde do when she saw her shadow? She waved back.

Why did the blonde take a ladder to the concert? She heard they had a lot of high notes.

Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? She burned her lips on the tailpipe.

Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the cocktail party? To draw blood.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? It said 'concentrate'.

Why did the blonde fail the puzzle the first time? Because she thought it was broken.

How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle? Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs into the air? To feed the air chickens.

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A space invader.

Why don't blonde jokes work on blondes? Because they don't get them.

Why did the blonde run with a bike in her hand? She wanted to make a stationary cycle.

What did the blonde do when she missed the 66A bus? She took the 33A twice.

What did the blonde do when she couldn't find her suitcase at the airport? She stood on her head to look for 'upside-down' stickers.