How did the blonde try to kill a fish? She put it in a bowl and tried to flush it down the toilet.

Why did the blonde keep a clock in her pocket? She wanted to have 'time on her hands'.

What did the blonde say when she saw the 'Chewbacca defense'? 'That's the hairiest lawyer I've ever seen!'

Why did the blonde return the puzzle? It was missing a piece – herself.

Why was the blonde so tired of playing hide and seek? No one ever found her.

What did the blonde say when asked if her TV was working? 'Yes, I watch it every day!'

What did the blonde say when she saw a banana peel on the road? 'Oh no, I'm gonna fall for that.'

What did the blonde do when she missed the bus? She took a cab on foot.

Why did the blonde make seven trips to the grocery store? One trip per item on her list.

What did the blonde do when she saw a 'Wet Floor' sign? She peed next to it.

Did you hear about the blonde who took an IQ test? The results were negative.

Why did the blonde take a candle to bed? They heard it was 'lit'.

What do you call a blonde with a computer? A slowpoke.

Why did the blonde bring a calculator to the bar? They wanted to do some 'bar' math.

Why did the blonde take a spoon to bed? To feed their dreams.

What do you call a blonde with a dictionary? Wordless.

What did the blonde say when someone asked for directions? 'I'm lost too!'

Why did the blonde bring a backpack to the bar? They were ready for a hike.

How did the blonde try to kill a bird? They gave it a birdhouse without a door.

What do you call a blonde with a ladder? A step above.

How did the blonde try to kill a bird? They put it in a birdcage with a cat.