Why did the blonde bring a thermometer to the party? She wanted to 'break' the ice.

How did the blonde try to make ice cream? She put the ice cubes in the oven.

Why did the blonde bring a coat hanger to the car dealership? She heard they had great deals on 'convertibles'.

How did the blonde try to get water out of her ears? She asked a lifeguard for a straw.

Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bank? She heard they had high interest rates.

Why did the blonde bring a baseball bat to the party? She heard they were playing 'hardball'.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her to alphabetize a phone book.

Why did the blonde bring a vase to the bar? She heard they were serving 'on the rocks'.

What did the blonde do when she heard the neighbors were having a yard sale? She tried to sell the yard.

Why did the blonde bring a potted plant to the bar? She heard they were serving 'on the house'.

How did the blonde try to kill the bird? She gave it a book to read until it died of boredom.

What did the blonde do when she heard it was thundering outside? She grabbed a bag of marbles to play along.

Why did the blonde go to the bakery? She heard they had free samples of air.

What did the blonde do when she found out she failed the IQ test? She asked for a refund.

Why did the blonde bring a watch to the bar? To see if happy hour was really an hour.

How do you confuse a blonde? Give her a sheet of paper with 'Please turn over' written on both sides.

Why did the blonde go to the park? She heard they have free wi-fi in the trees.

What did the blonde do when she heard it was too hot outside? She brought a fan to the beach.

Why did the blonde bring a key to the bar? She heard they had a lock on the bathroom door.

How did the blonde try to kill the bird? She whispered secrets in its ear until it flew away.

What did the blonde do when she heard it was going to be a cold winter? She bought a swimsuit.