Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
How did the blonde break her leg playing chess? She fell into checkmate.
What do you call a blonde with a hamster? A furball whisperer.
Why did the blonde stare at the lightbulb for hours? She was waiting for a bright idea.
Why did the blonde bring a helmet to the bar? She heard it was a smash hit.
What do you call a blonde with a library card? A slow reader.
Why couldn't the blonde make a sandwich? She couldn't find the BLT.
What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? A hazard to herself and others.
How did the blonde break her leg watering plants? She tripped over the garden hose.
What do you call a blonde with a PhD? A misguided missile.
Why did the blonde bring a needle to the bar? She wanted to pick a fight.
Why did the blonde take a car to bed? She wanted to sleep like a baby - in a crib.
Why did the blonde stare at the coffee for hours? She was waiting for it to brew.
How can you confuse a blonde firefighter? Tell her to put out the fire by pouring gasoline on it.
Why did the blonde bring a broom to bed? To sweep up her bad dreams.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of apple juice? It said 'concentrate'.
How do you get a blonde to start a business? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
What did the blonde say when she saw the Thunderstorm warning? I can't wait to see this play.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the chips were on the rooftop.
What do you call a blonde with a nightlight? A bright idea.
What do you call a blonde with a brunette wig? Artificial intelligence.
What did the blonde say after getting robbed? Stop, thief! You forgot my purse!