Why did the blonde wear a turtleneck? To cover her up with her ring around the collar.

Why did the blonde show up at the bar without money? She heard it was on the house.

What do you call a blonde at a college football game? The visitor's sideline.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing out the W's.

What did the blonde do when she couldn't find the key to her puzzle? She broke the window to let the pieces out.

Why did the blonde tip-toe near the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills!

How did the blonde try to cool down her computer? She opened the windows.

Why did the blonde go to KFC? She heard they had the breast in town.

Why did the blonde carry a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house.

Why are blondes like door knobs? Everyone gets a turn.

Why was the blonde so excited about finishing a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months? The box said 24-36 months.

Why did the blonde take a turtleneck to the bar? To avoid getting cold-shouldered.

What does a blonde say during an earthquake? 'Was that me?'

Why did the blonde stop at the stop sign for hours? It said 'Stop - Hammer Time'.

How do you confuse a blonde on a diet? Give her a piece of bread and tell her it's a cheat day.

What do you call a blonde with a brunette on each arm? An interpreter.

Why did the blonde go to the airport with a bag of Cheerios? She heard she could make a plane pizza.

What did the blonde do when she missed the bus? She took the next one to catch up on her sleep.

Why did the blonde go to the doctor with a chair on her head? She wanted to have her head examined.

Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the bar? For the shots.

What did the blonde say to the doctor after giving birth? 'Will I ever be able to look at my baby?'