Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A slow clapper.
Why did the blonde bring a shovel to bed? To dig up lost thoughts.
Why couldn't the blonde make a phone call? She kept accidentally hitting the selfies.
What do you call a blonde with a PhD? A person who paid for a degree.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She heard it was a ladder match.
What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A slow high-fiver.
Why did the blonde bring a shovel to bed? To dig deep into dreams.
What do you call a blonde with a half-brain? Gifted.
Why did the blonde bring a shovel to bed? To dig up buried treasure dreams.
Why couldn't the blonde make a phone call? She couldn't locate the contact list.
Why couldn't the blonde make a phone call at the farm? She couldn't find the 'cell' tower.
What do you call a blonde with a football helmet? The waterboy.
How did the blonde die while knitting? She unravelled.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She heard it was a stairway to heaven.
What do you call a blonde who tries to fish? A mermaid.
Why couldn't the blonde make a call at the beach? She couldn't find a sand 'cell' tower.
What do you call a blonde who tries to be a mechanic? A lug nut.
How did the blonde die while painting her toenails? She fell off the nail polish bottle.
What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? The Texas Chainsaw Mascara.
Why did the blonde bring a whip to bed? She heard it was a night to remember.
What do you call a blonde who tries to be a detective? Sherlock Ohms.