Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the bar? To use as a drinking buddy.
Why did the blonde wear headphones to the bar? To listen to her drink order.
What do you call a blonde shaking a tambourine? An attempt at music.
Why did the blonde bring a TV to the beach? To watch the waves.
What do you call a blonde with a PhD? A genius by blonde standards.
How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her to alphabetize a list of numbers.
How do you know a blonde has been baking? There's flour all over the recipe book.
Why did the blonde bring a hair dryer to the pool? To blow dry the water.
What do you call a blonde with a glass of water? A brain cell on vacation.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the cheese factory? She didn't want to wake the sleeping dairy products.
What do you call a blonde with a brunette on either side? An interpreter.
How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's the last woman on Earth.
Why don't blondes use keys? They prefer using 'break-in' instead of 'key-in'.
How do you make a blonde's day? Give her a map and ask her to find the corner.
What do you call a blonde with a brain? A labrador.
Why did the blonde bring a pogo stick to the bar? She thought it was a jumping contest.
Why couldn't the blonde make a phone call? She was using a calculator instead of a phone.
What do you call a blonde with a PhD? An anomaly in the academic world.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She thought it was a stairway to heaven.
What do you call a blonde with a PhD? A faker of intelligent descent.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She thought it was a ladder match.