What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A genius in blonde terms.

Why was the blonde excited to complete a puzzle in just 6 months? The box said '2-4 years'.

Why did the blonde hold a ruler to her ear? She was trying to measure her intelligence.

What do you call a line of blondes? A wind tunnel.

Why did the blonde get confused while reading a map? She couldn't find 'X' because she thought it marked the spot.

Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the cocktail party? In case she needed to draw attention.

Why did the blonde bring a wrench to the fashion show? In case she needed to adjust her outfit.

What did the blonde do when her phone was out of storage? She deleted the space bar.

Why did the blonde bring a vacuum to the baseball game? She heard they were going to suck at bat.

How did the blonde try to catch a wave? She set up a surf-veillance camera.

Why did the blonde bring a broom to the club? She was looking to sweep someone off their feet.

What did the blonde say when asked to take a photo with a flash? 'I prefer a spotlight.'

Why did the blonde bring a plunger to the beach? In case of a sandcastle emergency.

Why did the blonde bring a remote control to the beach? She wanted to surf the channels.

What did the blonde do when she heard a knock on the door? She went bowling.

Why did the blonde bring a wheelbarrow to the gym? She needed help carrying her weights.

How did the blonde try to catch a cloud? She set up a mist net.

Why did the blonde bring a scale to the art gallery? She wanted to weigh in on the paintings.

What did the blonde do when the elevator broke? She took the stairs... to the basement.

Why did the blonde bring a blender to the grocery store? She wanted to make a shopping smoothie.

How did the blonde try to sell her car to a fish? She asked if it wanted a reel-y good deal.