Why did the blonde bring a fan to the concert? She heard it was going to be a blowout performance.

What did the blonde do when she found a needle in a haystack? She knitted a sweater.

How did the blonde try to catch a glimpse of a shooting star? She set up a wish watch.

Why did the blonde bring a fishing rod to the party? She heard they were serving catfish.

How did the blonde try to communicate with a fish? She sent it a message in a bottle.

Why did the blonde bring a hairdryer to the beach? She heard it was a blowout sale.

What did the blonde say when asked to make lemonade out of lemons? 'What do I look like, a fruit ninja?'

Why did the blonde bring a loaf of bread to the casino? In case she needed some dough.

How did the blonde communicate with aliens? She dialed up their phone home.

What did the blonde do with her calendar after it collapsed? She had to schedule some time to fix it.

Why did the blonde bring a shovel to the restaurant? She heard the specials were buried treasure.

How did the blonde try to catch a squirrel? She set up a nut trap.

Why did the blonde climb the glass wall with a bag of sugar? She heard she needed a sweet escape.

What do you call a blonde with a hamster on her head? A fashion statement gone wrong.

Why did the blonde stare at the bag of chips? It said 'Open here' and she couldn't find the tab.

How do you get a blonde to wear socks? Write 'right foot' on one and 'left foot' on the other.

What do you call a blonde with a watch on each wrist? Overly punctual.

Why did the blonde bring a donut to the gym? To work out her sweet tooth.

What do you call a blonde with a zero IQ? A blonde.

Why did the blonde bring a golf club to the opera? In case she needed to hit a high note.

What do you call a blonde with a calculator? A mathematician in training.