How did the blonde die while eating cereal? She got stuck in the bowl.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She heard it was a high-class establishment.

What do you call a blonde with a roller coaster? Motion sickness.

How did the blonde die while baking cookies? She fell in love with the cookie cutter.

Why couldn't the blonde make a decision at the bakery? She couldn't choose between Danish and donut.

What do you call a blonde with a snowplow? Frosty the Snowplow.

How did the blonde die while painting her nails? She suffocated from the fumes of clear nail polish.

What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? A tree hugger.

How did the blonde die while doing laundry? She drowned in the spin cycle.

Why did the blonde bring a chainsaw to the bar? She thought it was karaoke night.

What do you call a blonde with a bright idea? A solar panel.

How did the blonde die while baking a cake? She mistook self-raising flour for self-rising stairs.

Why did the blonde bring a pack of gum to the bar? She wanted to chew the fat.

What do you call a blonde on a diet? A light bulb.

How did the blonde die while trying to jumpstart a car? She connected the cables to a toaster.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She heard it was a step up from the rest.

What do you call a blonde who colors outside the lines? A crayon box.

How did the blonde die while watering her plants? She drowned in the fake flowers.

Why couldn't the blonde make a phone call after skydiving? She couldn't find the 'fall' button on her phone.

What do you call a blonde with a leopard print dress? Tarzan.

How did the blonde die while ironing? She tried to press her luck.