Why did the blonde put lipstick on her head? She wanted to make up her mind.

Why did the blonde always smile during lightning storms? She thought someone was taking her picture.

What do you call a blonde with dye in her hair? Artificial intelligence.

Why did the blonde bring a pencil to her job interview? To draw her own conclusions.

Why did the blonde cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly.

Why did the blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month? The box said 'up to 20 lbs.'

Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger on her dashboard? In case she locks the keys in her car!

What do you call an intelligent blonde? A golden retriever!

Why don't blondes play hide and seek? Good luck finding anyone who wants to hide with them.

Why do blondes have more fun? They don't know any better.

What do you call a dumb brunette? A blonde.

What do you call a blonde with a bucket? A hole in one.

Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the bar? To reflect on her drinking choices.

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Give her a mirror and tell her it's a window.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She heard it was a high-rise establishment.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? To climb the social ladder.

What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? An edgy hairdresser.

How do you confuse a blonde on a Tuesday? Ask her to name all the days of the week backwards.

Why do blondes always take a pen and paper to the beach? To draw a line in the sand.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? To raise the roof with her dance moves.

Why do blondes always carry a ladder in their car? In case they need to take their driving skills to the next level.