What did the blonde do when she couldn't find her luggage at the airport? She asked the baggage handler for help.

How did the blonde try to make popcorn? She put corn kernels in her earrings and waited for them to pop.

Why did the blonde wear a sweater to the bar? She heard it was a 'knit' place.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a snowstorm? Frostbite.

Why did the blonde stare at the calendar for an hour? It said 'days are numbered'.

How do you confuse a blonde at a traffic light? Tell her to go when it's red.

What did the blonde write on her job application for a zookeeper? 'I'm great with zebras.'

Why did the blonde take a hammer to bed? To hit the hay.

Why did the blonde put her phone in the blender? She heard it needed a password reset.

What did the blonde do when she got locked out of her house? She climbed the chandelier to get in through the skylight.

Why did the blonde bring a hairdryer to the bar? She heard they were serving blowouts.

Why did the blonde bake a chicken with 101 legs? Because the recipe said to 'cook for one hour per leg'.

How does a blonde turn off the lights after she leaves a room? She waves goodbye.

Why did the blonde go to the orthodontist? To get a Bluetooth.

What do you call a blonde with bright yellow hair? A solar panel.

What do you call a blonde with a cell phone? A radiologist.

Why did the blonde become a pilot? To help her fulfill her dream of becoming a flight attendant.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She wanted to avoid waking up the sleeping pills.

What did the blonde do when she heard it was going to rain? She put on waterproof mascara.

Why did the blonde try to steal a police car with '911' on it? She thought it was a convertible.

What do you call a blonde with a cell phone on her head? A Bluetooth.