Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What do you call a blonde with a seagull on her head? Cliff.
Why did the blonde think the ATM machine was a microwave? It said 'Please enter PIN'.
Why did the blonde wear a helmet when she water-skied? She was scared of drowning.
What do you call a blonde with a monkey on her shoulder? A vine swinger.
Why did the blonde bring a mouse to the bar? She heard they were serving Mickey Mouse cocktails.
How do you confuse a blonde? Give her a jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing.
Why did the blonde try to drown a fish? She wanted to save it from drowning.
How can you tell if a blonde's been using your computer? There's white-out on the screen.
Why did the blonde go to KFC? She heard she could get a breast and a thigh for under a buck.
What do you call a blonde with dyed hair? Artifical intelligence.
What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg? Nothing. They've never met.
What did the blonde do when she missed the bus again? She kept missing!
How did the blonde drown while fishing? She fell off the pier!
What do you call a blonde with an IQ of 90? Gifted!
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the party? To draw attention.
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign that said 'Open 24 Hours'? 'Is that a challenge?'
Why did the blonde wear a helmet when she painted the house? She heard it was a high-traffic area.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of soup for hours? It said 'Heat and stir' on it.
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the gym? She heard it was a great way to 'work out' her abs.
Why did the blonde try to skateboard in the parking lot? She thought it was a 'park and ride' situation.
How do you get a blonde off a swing? You tell her it's a 'moving walkway'.