Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde wear a coat while painting? The can said 'for best results apply two coats'.
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the closet? She wanted cold storage.
Why was the blonde upset when she got her driver's license? Because she got an F in driving.
What did the blonde do when she heard it was snowing? She grabbed a bowl for snow cones.
Why did the blonde bring a bathtub to the beach? She heard it was a 'shore' thing.
How did the blonde break her foot dancing? She tripped over the beat.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the gym? She heard they had high-energy workouts.
How did the blonde die eating a bowl of cereal? She got stuck in the Frosted Flakes.
Why did the blonde bring a TV to the bar? To catch the late-night news.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the movies? She heard it was a blockbuster.
How did the blonde break her nose sneezing? She forgot to let go of the tissue.
Why did the blonde bring a steering wheel to the bar? She heard it was a 'wheelie' good time.
What did the blonde do when she found a quarter on the ground? She counted her lucky stars.
Why did the blonde bring a helmet to bed? In case she had a dream about riding a bike.
How did the blonde die trying to catch a baseball? She got hit by the pitch.
Why did the blonde bring a sandpaper to the beach? She wanted to 'sand' around.
What did the blonde do when she heard there was a sale on sunglasses? She bought a pair for each day of the week.
Why did the blonde bring a shovel to the bar? She heard it was going to be a 'digging' good time.
How did the blonde break her toe walking in flip-flops? She tripped over a flop.
Why did the blonde bring a broom to the bar? To sweep the competition.
Why did the blonde bring a ruler to the bar? To measure how tall her drink was.