Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde bring a backpack to the beach? She heard there would be a lot of sands to carry.
Why did the blonde bring a stapler to the beach? She wanted to 'clip' the waves.
Why did the blonde put sugar on her computer? It needed a little extra 'byte.'
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the barbecue? She wanted to 'spoon-feed' herself.
Why did the blonde try to make a candle out of crayons? She wanted a 'bright' idea.
Why did the blonde return the donut? It had a hole in it.
Why did the blonde bring a baseball bat to the office? She heard they had a lot of hits.
Why did the blonde bring a TV to the bar? She heard they were showing 'drink' specials.
Why did the blonde wear a helmet while painting? To avoid brushstrokes.
Why did the blonde put ice cubes in her cereal? She wanted a cold breakfast.
Why did the blonde stand on a chair to drink orange juice? She wanted high pulp.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the theater? She heard it had a 'rung' to it.
Why did the blonde put her phone in the freezer? She wanted a cool call.
Why did the blonde wear a belt made of watches? She wanted to have a waist of time.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bookshelf? She heard it had high shelves.
What did the blonde do when she saw the 'don't walk' sign? She stopped and waited for it to change to 'walk.'
What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant? She went to the store and bought a baby carriage.
What did the blonde do when she heard someone say 'nuts'? She looked for the squirrel.
Why did the blonde put her laptop in the microwave? She wanted to surf the web.
What did the blonde do when she found out she had a flat tire? She drew a picture of a spare.
What did the blonde do when she heard it was going to rain? She put on her winter coat.