Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What did the blonde say when she saw a sign that said 'No pets allowed'? 'Good thing I brought my parakeet.'
Why did the blonde keep a map in the oven? In case she wanted some 'hot directions'.
How did the blonde break her ankle playing hopscotch? She mistook the squares for 'leap years'.
What did the blonde do when she heard people talking about the benefits of walking 10,000 steps a day? She bought a treadmill and named it 'Jim'.
Why did the blonde keep looking up and down at the sidewalk? She was trying to find the book everyone was talking about 'between the lines'.
Why did the blonde bring a cow to the beauty salon? She wanted to hear 'moo-tiful' compliments.
How do you confuse a blonde on her birthday? Take her to a circular room and tell her to sit in the middle.
Why did the blonde try to navigate using a compass app on her phone? She thought it would 'point' her in the right direction.
What did the blonde do when she saw people jogging in the park? She got out her binoculars to 'exercise' her eyes.
Why did the blonde keep staring at the microwave for hours? The box said 'microwave for 3 minutes' so she waited for it to 'micro-wave'.
How did the blonde break her finger at the gym? She was trying to catch up on her step count and high-fived the treadmill.
How did the blonde break her nose while drinking a milkshake? The straw went all the way to the bottom of the cup.
Why did the blonde wear a baseball hat to the ballet? She heard they were playing the Nutcracker.
Why did the blonde try to drown a fish? She heard it was a sink or swim world.
Why did the blonde wear a helmet to the bar? She heard they serve shots.
Why was the blonde's belly button sore? Her boyfriend was blonde too.
How do you confuse a blonde at a library? Ask her to find the corner.
What do you call a blonde wearing a white tracksuit? The bride.
Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her truck? In case she locks the keys in her car.
Why did the blonde purchase an electric lawnmower? To mow the cyber grass.
Why did the blonde stop using the microwave? It kept telling her to 'stir well before serving'.