Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
When does a blonde have 2 brains? When she's pregnant.
What did the blonde say when she saw her computer caught a virus? 'Where's the vaccination?'
What did the blonde customer say after reading the menu at the restaurant? 'It's not dog food!'
What did the blonde get on her IQ test? Drool.
What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt? A brain tumor.
How does a blonde get pregnant? By sleeping with a redhead.
What did the blonde say when she saw the 'No Parking' sign? 'But I drive a car.'
Why did the blonde bring a snorkel to the movie theater? She thought it was a 'deep' film.
Why did the blonde bring a rock to the restaurant? She heard they had 'stone' cooked pizza.
Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to the grocery store? She heard they had a 'baggage' claim service.
How did the blonde try to bake a cake? She used a blow dryer instead of an oven.
Why did the blonde put her phone in the oven? She heard it had 'hot' features.
How did the blonde try to charge her phone underwater? She thought it was 'wireless' charging.
Why did the blonde bring a candle to the gym? She heard they had 'burning' calories class.
What did the blonde do when she saw the 'Do Not Enter' sign? She entered and got lost.
Why did the blonde bring a shovel to the concert? She heard they were digging the music.
How did the blonde try to make a smoothie? She put her phone in the blender.
Why did the blonde bring a fishing net to the party? She heard it was a 'catchy' event.
How did the blonde try to cool down the laptop? She put it in the fridge.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bank? She heard they had high interest rates.
How did the blonde try to mail a letter? She thought she could just email it.