Why was the math book so sad about infinity? It just couldn't count on a happy ending.

Why did the witch become a beautician? She was good with broom and makeup.

Why did the werewolf break up with his girlfriend? He found someone fur better.

What do you call a group of musical ghosts? A dead choir.

Why was the graveyard so noisy? All the coffin.

What do you call a zombie who tells jokes? A pun-dead.

Why did the skeleton go to the party? He heard the drinks were on the house.

What do you call a vampire who loves candy? A sucker for sweets.

Why did the vampire take up yoga? To improve his bat-titude.

Why do coffins have screws? To keep the residents from getting up.

Why did the snowman call his dog Ice? Because it rolls off the tongue easier.

Why did the chicken bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the roof.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? It was really outstanding in its field of work.

Why did the tomato turn red? It was caught watching the ketchup bottle undress.

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had too many viruses.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it was a real straw-stopper.

Why was the belt so angry? It got caught holding up someone's pants for years.

Why did the teacher go to jail? For hitting the books too hard.

Why did the coffin break up with the grave? It wanted to see other plots.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his scary field.

Why did the ghost go to therapy? For his haunting issues.