What do you call a group of witches who run a hotel? A broom and breakfast.

Why did the vampire read the newspaper? To find the latest bat-tle news.

What did the ghost put in his Thanksgiving turkey? Grave-y.

Why did the skeleton hang up a disco ball in his closet? He wanted to have a spooky disco party.

Why did the zombie break up with his girlfriend? He said it was a dead-end relationship.

Why did the mummy refuse to go on a date? It didn't want to unwind too soon.

What do you call a vampire who loves baseball? A bat-ter.

Why did the vampire get fired from his job? He was always coffin.

What do you call a group of zombies playing music? A dead jam session.

Why did the ghost go to therapy? It needed to exorcise some inner demons.

What did the skeleton say before dinner? Bone appetit!

Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators? It raises their spirits.

What do you call a vampire who's good at math? Count Dracula.

Why did the witch get promoted at work? She had a broom with a view.

What do you call a group of witches playing basketball? A broom-dunk contest.

Why did the zombie join a marathon? It heard it was a dead race.

What do you call a vampire who's a procrastinator? Count Later.

Why did the skeleton refuse to go skydiving? It didn't have the stomach for it.

Why did the ghost get pulled over by the police? It didn't have a haunting license.

Why did Dracula become a vegetarian? He couldn't stomach steak anymore.

What do you call a sleeping werewolf? A snore-wolf.