Old musicians never die, they just get played out.

Why did the tulip go to the barber? It needed a little off the top.

My friend always takes things literally - just like he was told.

You can't run from all your problems, but it helps to jog a little.

I'm friends with a lock, our friendship is key.

I'm friends with a calculator, we always add up to a great time.

I told a joke about a cave, but it was too deep.

I'm friends with a tree, our friendship has blossomed over the years.

I used to be a construction worker, but I just couldn't hammer out a career.

I'm friends with a pillow, our friendship is always a cushion.

I'm friends with a glass of water, we have clear conversations.

I'm friends with a locksmith, we have a great key connection.

I used to be a train conductor, but I couldn't get on track.

I'm friends with a loaf of bread, we have great dough-nversations.

I'm friends with a brick, we have a solid friendship.

I used to be a clock maker, but the job was just too time-consuming.

I'm friends with a mountain, we have peak conversations.

I'm friends with a book, we have great pages together.

I'm friends with a cowboy, we have a lasso-tight bond.

I'm friends with a basketball player, we have great chemistry.

I tried to become a baker, but I didn't have enough batter.