I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make the crumb cut.

I'm friends with a fridge, we're always chilling together.

I'm friends with a broom, we always sweep the competition.

I tried to run a marathon, but I couldn't get into the right stride.

I used to play piano by eye, but now I use my hands.

I'm reading a book on invisibility, it's nowhere to be found.

I told a biology joke, but no one laughed, they were cell-fish.

I'm friends with a mountain, our relationship is rock solid.

I tried to be a photographer, but I couldn't focus.

I used to be a detective, but I kept losing my leads.

I tried to be a comedian, but I couldn't find my funny bone.

I wanted to be a broom salesman, but it swept me off my feet.

I tried to be a detective, but I kept losing the case.

I'm friends with a chair, we have a sitting arrangement.

I'm friends with a camera, we always capture the moment.

I tried to be a musician, but I couldn't find the right beat.

I'm friends with a clock, we have great timing.

I used to be a tailor, but sewing wasn't my forte.

I tried to be a magician, but my tricks were transparent.

I'm friends with a sofa, we have a comfortable relationship.

I'm friends with a pen, we always draw attention.