I'm friends with all the oceans, they never wave back.

II told my wife she should embrace her mistakes, she gave me a hug.

I'm a huge fan of whiteboards, I find them quite re-markable.

I'm a big fan of the beach, I'm a shore thing.

I'm writing a book about hurricanes, it's an ill-wind that blows no good.

I'm friends with a mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers. He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

I used to be a tailor, but I lost interest.

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, so I had to pink that through.

I'm reading a book on the history of sandpaper, it's really abrasive.

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, so I had to stick my neck out.

What do you call bees that produce milk? Boo-bees.

I'm writing a book on hurricanes, it's a whirlwind romance.

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, so I had to wing it.

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, so I had to flamingo on my own.

I have a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it. It's a real foundation for humor.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist the opportunity.

I wanted to take up fencing, but I didn't have the point.

I'm writing a book on hurricanes, it's really blowing me away.

I'm writing a book on hurricanes, it's been a breeze so far.

My mother-in-law told me I'm terrible at telling jokes, so I fired her as an audience.

My friend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. Well, for that I had to put my foot down.