What's a politician's favorite game? Charades - they're always pretending to be someone they're not!

Why did the politician go to the pet store? To pick up some more political animals for his team!

Why was the politician not invited to the barbecue? They couldn't ketchup to the issues.

How does a politician stay cool? They pass a lot of hot air.

Why was the politician always calm? They had a good poker face.

How do politicians greet each other? With a firm handshake and a hidden agenda.

What's a politician's favorite type of movie? The ones with plenty of political drama.

I told a joke about politicians, but it got impeached.

What's a politician's favorite type of music? Lobbying tunes.

Why was the politician good at golf? Because they knew how to swing both ways.

Why did the politician go to the gym? To work on their spin tactics.

Why did the politician bring a map to the meeting? To navigate around the issues.

What's a politician's favorite drink? Campaign-agne.

What do you call a group of politicians in a hot tub? A steamy debate.

Why did the politician go to the therapist? To work through their election issues.

Why did the politician go to the doctor? He had a bad case of filibusters.

Why did the politician bring a map to the press conference? To navigate through his lies.

Why did the politician go to the comedy club? To test out his stand-up policies.

What do you call a group of politicians at the beach? Sand-wiches.

Why did the politician break up with their calculator? They couldn't count on it.

Why don't politicians trust stairs? They're always campaigning.